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Bad Lot

By pete_a

Mon, 13 Sep 2004
  • 833 reads
 

There was a gynaecological surgeon from Kent
Who took out a woman's ovaries without her consent
'Next time you do this' she said
'Can you give me a bit
Of advance warning
As they are far too young
To be roaming the streets at night
With some trumped-up doctor
From Maidstone'

Certificate PG
Story
Not the Malcolm Birdseed Collective
Humour
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