Last Night...

By pinda

Mon, 11 Apr 2011
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Last night I let the party get the best of me
Waking up with two hoes layin' next to me
Plus I heard an officer of the law arrested me
Good weed and cold drinks, that's the recipe
I caused havoc on Elm Street, a catastrophe
Freddy Krueger got tipsy and messed with me

I layed twelve slugs in his face and chest
A death granted by Pinda, better feel blessed
That I put you to sleep and put your soul to rest
I crested the highest mountain and tallest tower
Smoked the sour diesel and obtained true power

I can't fall asleep because I'm in too deep
Cash I love to reap, feels like crackin' concrete
I make number one hits harder than Rafael Nadal
I'll rob hundred and one dogs like Cruella De Ville

Certificate 12
Story
Humour

Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
Hi pinda, I really loved the humour behind this, especially:- I caused havoc on Elm Street, a catastrophe Freddy Krueger got tipsy and messed with me I layed twelve slugs in his face and chest A death granted by Pinda, better feel blessed That I put you to sleep and put your soul to rest. I don't know why, but I always had a thing about Freddy Krueger, not because I'm a bad person, it's just that he used to make me laugh, he never frightend me in the least. I must have been one of his biggest fans, which is why I love those lines and this poem. It must be the devil in me. he....he! Anyway Pinda again great poem, you really got me smiling at this one. Jenny.