Xavier's Wish

I Xavier
Here me wishes....

One bockle of Hennessey
One twelve-pack o' onions
One packet o' vinegar for pickling uses

OATS!

Is anything out there Dingus?
And how do I enrol.
When does my working file
become my reference file?

My eyes are clotted cream fudge
and my security coded components
are fading, flaking, faking and a-shaking

Why's pickle wiggling
all of a sudden?

I wish I was a sparkling Peach
or a warehouse filled with pallets
but my arts will only ever reach
Level 4

Going up.
What's the time Mrs Noy?

Should I hand myself in to Hooper at the end of each day?
well,
i mean,
years ago....

crack!