People And Their Funny Ways

Oh mar, has we effectionally call our wonderful yet demanding mother, who sits at the head of the table fussing away like she does every day,This unfortunate target did a unforgiven thing and landed on mar's new oh yes I said new 'Frieze' carpet and not just any old carpet,this carpet as a texture that minimizes footprints as well as vacuuming marks, so you can use it in areas with heavier traffic. The frieze cut pile creates a more casual look, making it suitable to use in playrooms, lounging areas or workshops. oh er I hear you say, but we have had to listen to this complete manual of 'the new carpet for months now and its no joke.

Now where were I, oh yes Sis, or not so effectionally called mag's for how she use to talk to me as a small boy reminded me of a certain female prime minister. Chatting away the same 190 mph she did every single time you met her,never 'how are you' but if you ask her oh thats different and she always has an hell of a day.

now what can I say about My younger brother, very caring and helpful yet another demanding one, Can you, Can I, not a lost cause like the other two but still bad in a nice way. I am sure he thinks I have nothing to do all day but run around after him.

I hear you ask yourself ' what is he like then, a little chuckle as well' I dont blame you with all the above running loose and they are claiming to be related to me, come on please how did the genes get so messed up!!! This I ask myself every day.

Sunday lunch is a no no but have to go, you all know the score, like being the youngest of the clan 'some more son' 'no thanks mar, i have to go soon' but that falls on death ears has mar leans over me, to pick up mag's plate she just finished eating off, what a laugh if it was not so annoying, my sisters mouth still chewing the last bit of remains of dinner she managed to actually eat before mar did her impression of 'road runner vrooom gone.

My brother putting on music so load for mar's delicate ears,she drags mag's ouside for a crafty fag, any excuse I say and they leave him in my care, oh thanks you pair. has they leave the dinning room, I hear my sister speak or should I say peak to a speed of 300mph.

So no wonder I have a drink on that day its to help me wash away my family being that way,

But although they make me mad,and they almost drive me to a padded cell, I can always rely on them to help me out, so even though they may seem to much at times, they are the best family in the world and that's why I'll always stick around!!