THE KNOBKERRIE

A ‘knobkerrie’ is an African weapon made of wood with an enormous knob at the end of it for striking the victim. A single powerful blow from a knobkerrie can bludgeon you to death in an instant. In olden times Kings used to use this as punishment for capital crimes such as murder and treason. The ‘Knobkerrie of Fate’ strikes all transgressors equally without prejudice or favour, and there is no escape from its deadly blow. Beware the ‘Knobkerrie From Above’, and always make sure that your account is order. Peace be to all good men.