Bottle
By SalimMeghani
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Pissing in the bottle,
Hissing at the snake.
Got beaten to a pulp,
Can't even look up to the bulb.
Making a bake,
And eating a fairy cake.
Pissing in the bottle,
Hissing at the snake.
Got married as a couple,
But now am in a single stinky state.
Created some singles,
But only get 2 eurocents a week.
Eaten a double whopper,
Strong enough to play a game of rugger.
Both knees are arthritic,
Use a zimmer to get from place to place.
Not long to go now,
Hope God has a seat and plate for me.
Given to loads of charity,
To forgive those sinful states.
Pray a lot do my tasbihs,
As angels come to talk in my head.
Sleep a lot, rest and relax,
Listening to Capital in my bed.
Or watching the news,
And being amused,
As to why I haven't caught,
The modern plague.
Pissing in the bottle,
Hissing at the snake.
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