I-WOLF

I stray away from crowds,

drink beer from the bottle,

don't mind getting blood on my beard,

sometimes mate on first dates,

am fiercely hated by conservative "Christians,"

lovingly share my kills with the pack,

pace my territorial apartment,

live in the seized moment,

am long-time friends with Goldmund, Siddhartha and Harry Haller...

and would sooner die than wear a collar