Zerse from Portland State Zuniversity

here sprawled on a posh, rolling office chair,
I'm a speared bear but I still care.
months ago, I fed jungle banannas to a baby elephant,
now I need mythic manna to pay dorm rent.
once I bulled oregon grasslands in my Ford Taurus,
now I've just the foggiest what I limping toward.
I've been an octopus with my helping hands,
forgetting to fish for my mouth's demands.
yeah, this is a swell computer Den;
well, off to the "koffee kart," jonesin' again.

meanwhile, Far away, on a three mooned desert planet
a camel-like Babe plays sweet, swing jazz on the ziano
while her cat, in the downstairs lab, racks his brain
trying to grasp "Zuantums"