A poem ‘set’ in cyberspace for the English ‘set’

A poem ‘set’ in cyberspace for the English ‘set’

Oh pet,

Please set the table,

Use the good crockery

And cutlery set.

You’ll find them in the drawer

Of the oak wood set,

The drawer beneath the TV set.

If you like,

You can turn on the TV set

And watch that last tennis set

As you wait for dessert to set.

But, don’t touch the recording setting

I’ve pre-set it,

I want to record that comedy set

While I go set my hair.

Oh, and if a guy phones

About that set design,

Tell him it’s not set in stone,

That we can still change the set.

Our dinner guests are set to arrive

When I come back downstairs.

Make sure we’re ready,

And set to go.

Thanks pet.