Aisle Evil

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http://www.somethingstupid.plus.com/aisleevil.html

(Lyrics to "Eye Level" - theme tune to the television series
"Van der Valk")

Well now for years both your ears have been teeming with tears
Their briney brimmings are telling tales
Taking their toll on the shape of your soul
Your role's to seek not salvage grails

You won't find any kind of solace in a mind
That is blind to beatitude
Don't build malice a palace just because
You're too proud to place platitude

Languishing, anguishing, Malingering is King and Agony's Emperor
Walled-up with wailing, you wallow in sorrow, you're a simpering whimperer
Make a truce with the truth, unhinge the yoke of youth
It is time to face your disgrace
Once you own you're alone you can begin to atone
For what made you moan

Don't waste more time feeling sorry
Instead just pray that your quarry
Swiftly succumbs and becomes one with cheerfulness
A sweetening sacrifice
All advice has its price
So open up your heart (and purse)

Pause to reflect
And genuflect
No longer nurse
Crass cause to curse