Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah

Have a jingle belly,

jolly along,

be a racist with a speeding car

on the snow.

Black or White,

Yellow or Red,

we could all be the reindears

of Sandy Claws

even dogs with Pause.

Delight the ear with a Brew,

Eggnog along

with Double Vision,

Your family will Laugh

with SuperVision.

Watch the Godfather

with Straight Ayes,

Peter along with snowy shoes.

It's Christ's Birthday

and Hannukah Wear Day,

Be Aware of Spooky Tales

on the Tail of Whales.