Yougottalarf!

This was sparked off by my listening to someone use American style 'boardroom speak.'
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I'm going to be green-lighting from the get-go, I shall ricochet down
the avenue of laughter and tears, while hoping to avoid the corridors
of self-loathing and self-disgust. I shall begin by gargling the waters
of purity, I shall brush my teeth with the paste of human kindness, I
will wash my face in the milquetoast of sincerity, and dry myself with
the towel of angels. I shall excrete the hoards of crapulent faeces of
inhumanity into the very soul of the vitreous china that lies at the
heart of crepuscularity. I will then wipe my bottom with a tissue of
lies.