Has nanny got a computer&;#063;

"Has nanny got a computer?"
"No I don't think so dear"
"Well I don't want to go then"
"I'd better just stay here"
"But she's got all sorts of games
for you to sit and play"
"But they're not games
that I would like"
"So here is where I'll stay"
"Don't be silly darling,
computers are a bore"
"Look mum get with it,
its computers that I adore"
"Uploading, downloading,
I need my daily fix"
"Beware of the number on my head"
It starts and ends with six"
"Oh darling you really are a one"
"Please get ready and jump in the car,
you're going to miss the fun"
"Your nanny just can't wait to see her special boy"
"I'm sure she said, when I saw her last,
she's bought you a brand new toy"
"But her toys are plain boring,
they really are for girls"
"I just don't want another barbie,
and I don't want my hair in curls"
"Oh darling you really are unkind"
"You know your nanny wanted a grandaughter"
"Your father and I hoped you didn't mind"
"And besides my sweetheart,
you're being so unfair"
"Your father and I have seen her will,
and we damn well want our share!"