Here are the keys

Here are the keys – congratulations, she’s all yours.

At last, my very own elephant. I’ve always wanted one.

What are you going to do with it?

I don’t know, I just thought it would be good to have one, and when I saw it for sale …

Well, there are a 1001 uses for an elephant, you’ll have no end of fun. Where are you keeping it?

I thought I’d keep it in the room. It seems the obvious place.

Have you told your neighbours yet?

No, I haven’t. Do you think they’d be interested?