The instratagrow short story collection

So what exactly is the instragrow short story collection?

It allows you to produce short stories instantly, without any effort.

Why would I want to do that? Surely the best stories involve lots of work: generating ideas, careful plotting, character development and hours upon hours of fine-tuning to get every word just right.

Ah, the traditional method. The problem with that is that you end up spending all your time writing and have no time left to publicise your work. The joy of the instagrow is that you can rattle off a story in a couple of minutes, then have the rest of the day free to send your work to publishers, promote it online and build up a following on a writing site.

Well it’s true that I never have time to do the promotional side of things, but does it actually work?

Oh, yes. Just take this piece as an example. It’s been easy, hasn’t it?

It has, it’s only taken a couple of minutes to write, no effort at all. I’ve not even bothered to give the characters names.

And the great thing about the instagrow, is that it’s allergy friendly – no cherries guaranteed.

No cherries?

Well, let’s face it, a hastily bashed out piece of nothing like this is never going to get a cherry. But that’s a good thing – no hazardous cherry stones to choke on, no food sensitivities, no allergies.  

You’ve convinced me, I’ll take two.

Two?

Yes, one for me and one for my secret alias.

You have a secret alias? I never knew. I wonder who it could be.