The world of impossible things

By Terrence Oblong

Sun, 02 Feb 2014
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In the World of Impossible Things, you can literally do anything at all.

 

There are zero gravity rides, you can travel through time, you can clone yourself, you can eat anything at all and not put on weight, drink a bottle of every wine ever made and not get drunk and have sex with anyone you like, without risk of any risk of developing complex emotional attachments. You can even teach a badger to do somersaults, if that’s the kind of thing you’re into.

 

I’ve been trying to get tickets for years. It’s just impossible. We’ll end up going to the World of Entirely Plausible Things again this year. We always do. 

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Submitted by catherine poarch on

Funnily enough, and truthfully, I was talking about badgers earlier and how in books they are always the solid, stoical ones. A somersaulting badger is exactly what'smissing from literature. smiley

 

Submitted by Terrence Oblong on

You gotta have a dream haven't you Catherine, even if it involves somersaulting badgers

 

Submitted by celticman on

I've been on that ride of entirely plausible things. It's completely rubbish.