Food for thought

GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THE FRIDGE
YOUV'E JUST HAD YOUR DINNER
THER'S NOTHING IN IT THAT YOU NEED
SO DON't THINK YOUR'E ON A WINNER.

ALL THE FOOD THAT YOU GO THROUGH
I'M AMAZED THER IS ANY LEFT
CAN'T YOU HELP YOUR POOR OLD MUM
YOUR LEAVING HER BEREFT.

THE SCOTCH BROTH FROM YESTERDAY
IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
JUST TRY AND WAIT TILL TEA TIME
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

YES, I KNOW YOUR STAVING HUNGRY
AFTER ONLY DOUBLE EGG AND CHIPS
BUT STOP STARING WITH THOSE BIG SAD EYES
AND SMACKING AT YOUR LIPS.

I PROMISE YOU A BIGGER TEA
WITH AS MUCH AS I CAN MANAGE
AND WOE BETIDE IF YOU DONT EAT
MY PORK CHOPS, TATTIES AND CABBAGE.