Mister Meep 5 - Wister Weep

Out of the bright, blue April sky came a frightening fleet of flying saucers; space fighters from the planet of the Weepons; strange furry creatures like Mister Meep except that their fur was bright red and, instead of bowler hats, they wore horned helmets on their heads.
"Weep!", said Wister Weep, the commander of the Weepon fleet, speaking through his saucers intercom to the peoples of Earth which, when translated into English, meant, "Surrender, peoples of Planet Earth or we will enweeperate you!".
"Oh no!", said Sally, a little girl who had been having an imaginary tea party with Mr Meep, her cup of imaginary tea trembling in her hand as she looked at the saucers in the sky, "What are they, Mr Meep?"
Looking up and recognising the red W's painted on the underside of each flying saucer, Mr Meep knew exactly what they were, the flying saucers of the Weepons, archenemies of the Meepons, the alien race to which Mr Meep belonged.
"Meep!", said Mr Meep angrilly but then, grabbing one of the plastic saucers from Sally's tea party set, Mr Meep made it grow.
It grew bigger and bigger until it was almost as big as the lawn in Sally's back garden then, climbing onto the saucer, Mr Meep and the saucer started to rise up into the air.
"Ha! ha! Ha!. Weep!", said Wister Weep, laughing evily as, looking through his flying saucers large video screen, he saw Mr Meep approaching, flying upon Sally's tea saucer and then, pressing a big round button on his saucers control panel with a big red, furry hand, Wister Weep fired some Weep rockets that, propelled by fiery jets of red, flew towards Mr Meep.
Fortunately, Mr Meep, aswell as taking a saucer from Sally's tea party set had also taken some imaginary sugar cubes from her sugar bowl which, making them into real and gigantic sugar lumps, he catapulted towards Wister Weeps rockets with a giant tea spoon.
And when the sugar lumps hit the rockets, the rockets just exploded to pieces with a loud ka-boom!
"Weep!", said Wister Weep, angrilly shaking his furry fist when he saw how Mister Meep had destroyed his rockets but then, pressing another big red button on his control panel, this one shaped like a lightning bolt, Wister Weep fired a bright red laser beam from the front of his ship towards Mister Meeps saucer.
"Enweeperate!", said Wister Weep, rubbing his red furry hands together with evil glee as he anticipated Mister Meeps destruction.
But then, grabbing hold of his saucer with both hands, Mr Meep raised it up infront of him, using it as a giant shield to deflect the lazer beam.
"Gahhh!", said Wister Weep, angrilly, seeing that his lazer beam had failed.
But then, reaching into a pocket in his blue fur, Mr Meep took out a teapot that he had taken from Sally's tea set and, turning the imaginary tea inside it into real tea, he blasted Wister Weeps flying saucer with a stream of tea that shot out of its spout, knocking Wister Weeps saucer out of the sky.
Then he turned the teapot on the other alien saucers causing them to explode one by one.
Watching it all from far below, Sally and her Mummy, who had come running out when she'd seen the saucers on the TV news, cheered.
"Good job, Mr Meep!", they both said.
But then, flying back down out of the sky and landing again in Sally's garden, Mr Meep poured out 3 cups of warm, milky, imaginary tea for he, Sally and her mother and they all had a very lovely tea party.