The Morning After
Theresa May was woken by the sound of drums and penny whistles.
"Oh whats that dreadful noise", she said to her husband Philip, sitting up in bed and putting her hands over her ears.
Philip looked out of the window. "Its the Orangemen marching up Downing street", he said.
"Oh yes", said Theresa, remembering, "It was one of the conditions they insisted upon before forming a coalition".
May looked dismayed, "Oh remind me again, Philip why I agreed to go into a coalition with those awful unionist people".
"Don't you remember. It was to hold onto power", said Philip.
Theresa Mays eyes started to glow.
"Oh yes", she said, smiling, "Power".