Its a slimey Toad

You slivering toad full of deceit
Eyes like red plums and a brain like concrete.
You slide through the house and leave slime where you tread.
A look from your face could bring back the dead
A tongue like a serpent you eat flies for your tea.
Your habitat is more suited to that of a tree.
You would frighten a yeti and Frankenstein too
Dracula would run at the mere sight of you
A haunted house is where you should dwell
Or perhaps down a drain, if it could handle the smell.
You poor loathsome creature in pitch darkness you sleep,
And for your breakfast, the head of a sheep
If children did see you, off they would run
A large hairy body especially your tum.
You can't leave the darkness and live in the sun
A horror film hero, ten Oscars you've won.
You hideous monster it's you I distain
You roam the streets freely with just half a brain.
If they did burn you, it would not be a loss
It's just my misfortune that you are my boss

No rise this year&;#8230; I think