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Parental guidance suggested for children
Lousy Gift Giver
I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday. My friend bought me "Batman and Robin" on Blu-ray. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a terrible...
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- 292 reads
Don't Come
simply to cry against a tree since I already came to prepare you for the hereafter. You know your time on earth is not forever and one day you’ll...
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I already told you in the first verse
I explained it to you in the swimming pool. I don't want to have to go through it all again. Cycling home you asked if I was certain. A cycle lane is...
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- 429 reads
That would be a scream
Last night I watched a horror movie I don't know which one, I was drunk and typed 'horror movies' into a search engine and I don't remember anything...
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- 445 reads
This lockdown has made me dance
I heard someone on the radio say there isn't a moment when their hips aren't moving and I thought of the way I walk from room to room, how I get up...
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- 805 reads
fizzbangpop
I'm sure it'll mean something to somebody... image is by SalfEnergy source is Wikipedia. Licence is CCA 2.
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- 1141 reads
Grandpa beige and his purple princess
Posy’s grandpa is a grumpy old guy. He’s been that way for a couple of years now. He never seems interested in any of his children, or their children...
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- 1200 reads
Inside
It's about ... time, I went for a walk. Image is used in good faith according to fair use.
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- 603 reads
Catch the Wind
It’s tumultuous- roars and approved for Autumn’s season displaces weak limbs harasses Poplar leaves hurls waves against the shore. I wish I possessed...
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Screen Door On A Submarine
It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen. My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine. My submarine filled up with water. I...
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- 366 reads