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GRANNY FIDDLER. Wham bam thank you Gran. Vera was bustling when the day nurse - Marie - popped her head around the door "Vera, you've got a visitor - 0. K. ?".

She pumped his heart like an industrial-size ketchup dispenser.

Chianti had made you so cruel.

'I've got an idea!' said Larry. 'Hang on, let me just finish this level of Devil May Cry 3: Danté's Awakening,' said Mick. 'Is that the stylish-but-violent gothic horror PS2 game which I got you for your birthday, involving a young half-human/half-demon fighting legions of the undead in a desperate bid to come to terms with his destiny?' 'No, that's Pac-Man,' said Mick. 'Damn, I always get those two mixed up.'

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Somehow, that sounds a lot to me like bragging about being the last guy killed at Custers Last Stand or something. I guess he didn't want to just come out and say the highlight of his life was the day he became Mr. Ashley Judd. At least he had the good sense not to get involved with her sister, which may also have been worth mentioning.

They didn't know what they had done. But they had somehow ended up in a high security state correctional facility. Somewhere in America. 'This is most unfortunate,' said Larry.