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Score One Zero For God
And there he was, swimming in the lane right next to me, muscles glistening in afternoon sun, perfectly teethed grin as he asked me what i was up to. Aside from the obvious fact that i was swimming, i was also drooling a bit at the mouth, so had to pretend i had a bit of a cold, which didnt make me any sexier.
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Oboja!
And i'll get some lame-ass job and i will laugh and run and flirt and get dizzy from the 3AM lights on the Kasr El Nil bridge, not eating not sleeping but knowing that this is where i am me, not someone without a face in yet another jacket.
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Wheels Baby!
Well yay and hooray! my poor father handed me a receipt last night and it took me about half an hour to work out that all those zeros meant he had paid for the car and that i'd be driving my own wheels within the next ten days!!
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Eating Chip and Dale
Ever noticed how guys react just like dogs when they see a frisbee? it's like *pantpantpant* "Frisbee!Catch!MustCatch!Must-AAAAAAAGHHHHHfell off wall.OOOh Frisbeee!Catch!"
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Sidi
How he managed to drive shitty for a year without being caught is beyound me, but then again he is a bit scary, especially in his 1982 Chevvy (a pimp ride that would make Xhibit cry for joy)...
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Times Like These II
friend: is Gingeresque single? nancy: yes friend: is she horny? nancy: what? friend: Does she want to have sex? nancy: WHAT?
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Developing a Shady Crush
Score: GOD: TWO. Me: Zero.
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Reading Over and Over Again
When he writes "I love you" then follows it with a hurried "I love you all" is he saying he love loves me or does he love LOOVE me but says he love loves everyone else just so i don't think he love LOOVES me?
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Got That Stupid Grin Again
I scratched the car last night And once again it was totally my fault. I suck big time at parking & turning: i turned too close to a wall and got red paint all over it. Am totally blaming it on Another-Car-Came-And-Scratched-It-When-It-Was-Parked. just like the previous two times. Sooner or later my parents will catch on...
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Talking to Shady
But he was no puppet. And he didn't want to play.
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Don't Pity Those Who Cannot Love, Pity Those Who Can but Never Do
She promises This year's love won't die But when you wish too long On things that never come even water runs dry
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Things Can Only Get Better
So if you see some chick dancing on a table next time you're out partying, go over and buy her a drink, cause she's probably me.
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A Weekend With Gleaming Biceps
So instead i lay sprawled on the opposite couch, in sexiest sprawling position possible, as we talked about relationships and i told him i didnt want a commitment, i just wanted to have fun without the headaches. It was like telling Charlie he was going to the chocolate factory.
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Steal The Wheel
BlessGirl: Ha. I'm so cool. Tell me I'm so cool. Shady:I bet you didn't go BG: Now why do you have to be such a partypoopa wet blanket? Here I am being all smug and happy and you want to rain on my parade. Who de girl? You de girl! Who de girl? You de girl! S:You did not go.
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Permanent Markers
Only on our way out to the car did he say "So when are we going to do all those things you promised we would do?" So i walked towards him, saying, "Sweetie, you're too scared to do those things with me" whereupon he pulls me towards him and instead of some kiss or at least some nuzzling, he hooks his arm around my neck and semi-wrestles me. Smooth. Very smooth.
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Dawn
It was dawn. The others waited outside as we met on the stairs.
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You're Not Him
The waves tried But he would not let me down We waited He wanted Us to be saved But I was willing To stay there with him Till the end of the day
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Autumn Equinox
I: We are not saying leave the work when the momentum is high, but consider where in the seasons you are when the momentum is low. Making life hard is not just about changing actions but changing your attitude of mind to encompass the time of year. If you are getting lots of people feeling burdened at the moment, be aware that this is partly the time of year when the feeling of being burden is highest. When there is a sense of no light at the end of the tunnel, because darkness is increasing and light is decreasing. Not everything can be changed by the individual alone ' the force of nature, change and renewal are too strong, as they should be.
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I'VE BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOKS LIKE UP TO ME
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The Storm
When the skies grow dark and the thunder is loud The rain is so soon to fall, And with silvery light the lightening crashes To earth the storm clouds try to call. Be safe and dry find a house get in
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