The Glass Tit
By hilary west
It's my glass tit,
Sparkling, every bit.
Funny nodules around its base,
Running fingers in the space.
A groovy lip,
It gives the pip.
But do you think this tit of glass
Is useless and would em-barr-ass ?
Why no, mein herr, it has a use,
It squeezes all that lemon juice !