Sex is like a rubix cube

By Terrence Oblong

Fri, 21 Mar 2014
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Sex is like a rubix cube

 

 

 

 

My best time is one minute and 47 seconds.

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Submitted by VeraClark on

You've made me LaughBurst. My expectation of finding your usual lengthy story was strange..then the lack of words made me frown...then what I did read made loud peals emerge. An absolute treat. Have you considered the Guiness Book of Records..for Rubix, not premature ejaculation. Haw-hee.

 

Submitted by Terrence Oblong on

Thanks Vera

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent years practising alone in my bedroom when I was a teenager

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - one time I was going so fast it fell to pieces in my hands 

 

Submitted by hudsonmoon on

Tried to think of a clever comment, Terrence, but didn't figure I could top your own. Very funny post.

Rich

 

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

it takes a lot to make me laugh at this time in the morning - thank you terence!

 

Submitted by Terrence Oblong on

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked

 

Submitted by VeraClark on

Sex is like a rubix cube. The more you twiddle, the messier it gets.

Sex is like a rubix cube. It gets boring with the same old square.

Sex is like a rubix cube.  Always takes too frigging long.

 

Submitted by prettyrose on

smileyOh Vera, you and Terrence should of done a combine IP, What you put is hilarious but so true& made me laugh.

I must say that there are faulty rubix cubes out there, but many that give you so much joy, all year round, and not just the first couple years, it's just hard to find those types of rubix cubes lololol.

 

Thanks also for making me laugh.

 

Take care

 

smiley Keep Smiling

Keep Writing xxx

Submitted by prettyrose on

laughI agree with Vera and Rich Terrence, I did expect a longer piece of your natural talented work, and laughed and still are laughing when first saw the few words. And Rich I agree with you, I were thinking of a very good come back joke but Terrence just summed it up in his down to earth way men do,which is brilliantyes.

Thank you for making me laugh and any one that can do that, as my votesmiley.

 

 

Take care

 

 

smiley Keep Smiling

Keep Writing xxx

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