A Game of Cones

Queen Percei and her retinue went out for ice creams.

"What is it that I should have?" said Bigtoe to no one in particular, as they approached the ice cream van.

"I don't really give a fuck," said Sandy (also known as The Puppy (on account of his propensity for weeing in public places)).

While the boys were arguing, Queen Percei pushed to the front of the queue and ordered a double flake with strawberry sauce.

"I shall have what the queen is having," said Bigtoe.

"Fuck it, I'll have the same," said Sandy.

"Sorry, no more flakes," said the ice cream vendor.

"Fuck that," said Sandy, whereupon he drew his sword, decapitated Bigtoe and stole his ice cream.

"In the Game of Cones," said Queen Percei nonchalantly, "you either win or you die."