Boris

Blonde hair
Blue tie, 
Bafflingly brilliant,
Brilliantly baffling,
Bewildering bicyclist,
Brittle britainist,
Bold, brave, balanced...
Baloney.
Biffle, biggle, boggle
Babble?
Believe in beaurocracy,
Behind belligerency,
Backs it,
Brexit,
Blows it.