Larry and Mick Give it Some Oomph

“I can’t turn the tap off,” said Larry.

“Give it some oomph,” said Mick.

...

“I can’t get the lid off this jar,” said Larry.

“Give it some oomph,” said Mick.

...

“I can’t get these really tight shoes on,” said Larry.

“Give it some oomph,” said Mick.

...

“What is ‘oomph,’ Mick?,” said Larry.

“I don’t know, Larry,” said Mick.

And that was that.

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