Responding to JX Martin

Hey just because I'm a whacko with bad hair doesn't mean I'm gonna go postal. I don't mind my hair although it seems to enrage people around me. I'm much more likely to be a victim then a shooter. 

You can't see my hair as I write this but judging from my content, you can decide whether or not I'm a whacko.

A shooter enters a shooting gallery. He takes a quick sweep of the innocent people in front of him. He's running out of time. He's got to start somewhere if he gonna get er done. He sees me with my infuriating hair and immediately comes to the conclusion that I am indeed a whacko who needs to be whacked.

Of course, this is not to suggest that the victims in Buffalo or Uvalde had weird hair although it's likely that whomever left that door open had bad hair as do almost all of the scapegoats throughout history. To this day, we don't know whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald was a scapegoat or an assassin but judging by the badness of his hair, it's easy to come to the conclusion that he was an assassin/scapegoat. Especially since the guy he shot had such great hair up until...

The Texas Tower guy who started all of this savagery  had at the time what we might have considered to be good hair but over the years and with changing styles, we would now describe his flat top as bad hair and he would be a suspect in any unsolved murder.

Just because of his godamned hair.

Son of Sam had horrible hair as did Chapman whose bad hair was emphasized in the presence of the guy he shot whose hair had been admired and copied for decades.

A lot of guys with bad hair work for the post office. You should see my mail carrier. He's a good guy once you get to know him and get past his infuriating haircut.

Let's face it, women have better looking hair than men. How many of them do you see committing mass murders. On the flip side, if you look at the victims of Bundy, they all had beautiful hair as did the Nurses of Speck. Speck by the way had horrible hair.

There are exceptions of course. John Wilkes Booth had great hair as I'm told did Brutus and Marc Antony but not Cassio with his sleek head.

We don't know for sure the badness of the hair of Billy the Kid or Jessie James or Sundance Kid but Kristofferson, Pitt and Redford had great hair when they portrayed them.

I personally don't have a gun and never will.

If my hair becomes a problem, I can just shave it off which I can't do to a gun wound or to the memory of all those innocent children and civilians who have lost their lives to psychopaths may of them raised by parents with perfectly good hair.