Chronicles Of Trumpenstein : The Progress Of The Trumplings by Alfred N.Muggins, Armchair Reporter

31/3/25
Even the Trumplings were turning into Dump Trumplings at last, as they finally realized this popular guy President was not actually interested in living up to most of his election promises, and actually intended to follow through policies which would severely damage many of his voters, particularly the poor ones. They had actually been taken in, by a scam artist of the highest order, and hidden sidekicks or puppeteers behind the scenes who. The godlike populist leader hadn’t just intended to drain the swamp this time, but to replace the Democrat politicians and civil servants with his own cronies and backers. The swamp was not actually going to be drained at all. The creatures within it would merely be replaced by his own even more corrupt cronies.
   Now was the time to find out how far the sheep could be pushed before fighting back in some way.

Perhaps it will be the disgruntled Trumplings, Trump voters who turn on him in the end, as he wrecks their lives, with higher import prices due to his massive tariff hikes. The food is already more expensive in the fields as there are shortages of workers due to many immigrants keeping a low profile and leaving to go into hiding. Farmers are having to offer some higher wages to attract workers, but the cost of the foods in the shops is rising as a result. Already Canadians are not buying American produce, whether foodstuffs in the shops or industrial goods. Many of these are of course produced with parts from both sides of the border, but tariffs already have raised those prices, of cars and machinery
I listen to the music of America, its free culture, and I hear open minds and confidence. How is it then that America has fallen so low as to allow a mere con man into its White House, to spit upon the graves of servicemen and veterans, to destroy alliances and ignore calls for help. Goodbye America, as we have known you. We know you will be back, one day, hopefully soon, but we don’t know what will happen in the meantime.