St Leonards to Bexhill-on-Sea

By Canonette
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The train was packed with day-trippers. Through a gap in the seats I spied a young woman with an alarmingly contoured face; its soft planes a modernist experiment in chiaroscuro.
She was obviously a younger friend of the woman sitting opposite with two children and, once I stopped judging her misunderstanding of how light interacts with three dimensional forms, I found her to be a warm and friendly person. She provided a masterclass in modern idiom and kindly involved the toddlers in the conversation; teaching them to say, “Yass, Queen!” and singing snatches of pop songs to them.
She and her companion discussed her mum’s new boyfriend:
“Has he got the ’tism?”
“Probably, he’s been round Jacob enough.”
It was a fast train and my concentration on fellow passengers meant I noticed very little of the landscape outside the window – of parched fields buzzcut to the bone.
St Leonards has been gentrified by incoming Londoners. If this means there’s been an influx of creative people with taste, then that’s a good thing, but unfortunately it drives up property prices. I would move there in a flash, if I had the means.
The main takeaway from this day out was my conclusion that I would probably be about 100 times happier if I lived by the seaside – even looking at the sea is like a balm to the psyche. Yesterday it was a seductive baby blue and I wanted to bury myself in the shingle on the shoreline and let it swallow me whole. Though I’m not sure the sea gods need my sacrifice to appease them – the town seems to be thriving.
The walk along the coastal path from St Leonards to Bexhill-on-Sea is apparently about four miles. It takes the traveller past many warnings of danger: deep voids, caterpillars of the brown-tailed moth and of falling from cliffs onto the beach below. However, there’s no need to be afraid if you’re a sensible person; it is simply a straight walk – along a railway line for some of the way – and with a constant view of the sparkling sea. Cyclists are the only menace and I witnessed a fellow pedestrian receive the pass-agg shout of “dingle-lingle-ling” from a lycra-clad stockbroker, or whatever it is the affluent incomers do.
I made it safely to the De La Warr Pavilion, which rests sedately on the seafront, like a retired cruise liner. I’ve reached the age where I’m very motivated by the quest for cups of tea, but first I had a look at the temporary exhibition – which was guarded by a baby owl. She was a frail fledging of woman, with round glasses and soft drapery wings and she kept such a beady eye on me, that I thought perhaps she was besotted. (St Leonards has a very lesbian vibe). I was wrong – she was just incredibly vigilant and thought I was likely to damage the paintings. I took a biro out of my bag to make a note of one of the artists and she swooped on me:
“Excuse me, but do you perhaps have a pencil?” I explained my interest in the artist’s use of a restricted palette. This did the trick and she then recommended a film in the cinema upstairs – with the proviso that is contained “racialist language”.
As I walked away from the building, an outraged middle-aged couple were discussing a review of East Sussex towns, which had the cheek to place Bexhill-on-Sea in fourth position, due to it’s lack of shops. I’m afraid there is a paucity of sophisticated retail opportunities, but it has an amusingly Chinglish-named charity shop called “Warming up the Homeless” to make up for this.
The rest of my day was the same, but in reverse, and I rewarded myself with a fish bap from Goat Ledge on the St Leonards seafront AND a vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone. I had walked over 20,000 steps by this point and well deserved it.
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Nothing wrong that I can see
Nothing wrong that I can see with the formatting, and a great read, thank you Canonette, and lovely to see something new from you!
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Warming Up the Homeless, now
Warming Up the Homeless, now there's an idea! It'll never catch on.
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The sea
I’ve never been to Bexhill-on-Sea but I know what you mean about the lure of the coast. I’m beside myself with glee when I’m beside the sea. Does the charity shop modify its name during summer heatwaves?
Turlough
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It's a Bank Holiday weekend
It's a Bank Holiday weekend and what could be better than a trip to the seaside. Thank you for this. It's our Pick of the Day.
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