Children's

"Look at that Cat his face is a mess! Said the plump pigtailed Jenny in the cast iron dress,

With its tiny fingers and tiny toes Every day it put on shows.

(1) Jesus felt the donkey's breath Its nose was near His head The warmth was good On such a night In a manger for a bed.

You're never going to believe this, but sometimes just the simple act of reading can spell your untimely end. Of course, it's a pity that you might have wanted to live to a ripe old age, perhaps play musical wheelchairs with your fellow wrinklies, or perhaps get a 100-not-out congratulatory letter from the Queen”because you almost certainly never will! Unfortunate, don't you think?