The Ofs and Ofnots
By Alfie Shoyger
Sun, 17 Mar 2019
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I should of went
and ran and hid.
Whom would of knew
I had of did?
I could of said
I had it bad.
They would of saw
I had of had.
They should of offered
to of paid.
I didn’t lie.
I can’t of laid.
They might of
possibly forgot
it must of was.
Or maybe not.
© Alfie Shoyger
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haha - I hate it so much when
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haha - I hate it so much when people do that
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Brilliant. I'm all for a
Brilliant. I'm all for a developing and flexible language, but it's got to make at least a modicum of sense.
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I think I remember a five
I think I remember a five-year old asking me how to spell 'are', and that it turned out to be for 'are house/Mum/Dad …' Rhiannon
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