How to please a woman

A group of girlfriends are on holidays, when they see a five-storey
hotel with a sign that reads 'For Women Only'.

Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go
in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works.

'We have five floors... Go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since
each floor has signs telling you what's inside'

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads All the
men here have it short and thin'

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The
sign on the second floor reads 'All the men here have it long and
thin'.

Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the third
floor, where the sign read 'All the men here have it short and
thick'.

This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still two
floors left, they move on to the next floor. In the fourth floor, the
sign was perfect.

All the men here have it long and thick. 'The women get all excited and
are going in when they realize that there is one floor left.

Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the
sign reads 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that&;#8230;

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN