Some guy in Spain

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There was some guy in Spain,
His name sounded quite plain.
I can't recall what it was,
But it was plain, all the same.

I asked did he flamenco,
He shook his head slowly.
I asked to grab his castanets;
He didn't have any.

I told him he seemed different;
At least for a Spanish guy.
He frowned at me, "I'm English.
I'm on holiday, aren't I?"

14 May 2002