Something's happening.

Something's Happening.

IN THE BBC NEWS24 STUDIO.

ANCHORMAN (HUW EDWARDS)
Well we're going over live now to our correspondant where we believe
something may just have happened. Feargal, what's the news?

FEARGAL
Well. Nobody really knows, to be honest with you.

ANCHORMAN
But something has happened?

FEARGAL
Oh yes. Something has definitely happened somewhere.

ANCHORMAN
Feargal, we were led to believe the thing that happened happened where
you are. Is that not the case? Where are you, by the way?

FEARGAL
I haven't a clue, to be honest. Not where it's happening, I can tell
you that. But something is definitely happening.

ANCHORMAN
Thank you, Feargal. Well luckily we do have a correspondant somewhere
else. Fiona, what's the mood where you are?

FIONA
Very exciting! As you've heard from Feargal, he's quite right of
course, something has happened, is happening as we speak and if we've
learnt anything from history, it's that this thing that's happening,
whatever it is, will without a doubt go on for either a very long or
very short amount of time.

ANCHORMAN
Fiona, is there any sign yet of who is responsible for this thing
that's happening?

FIONA
Not yet. Most people here think it must be something to do with those
evil folks.

ANCHORMAN
By that I presume we're talking about the wrong-doers.

FIONA
That's right. Possibly even You-Know-Who himself.

ANCHORMAN
Thank you, Fiona. Well, with me is the newly-appointed head of the
military, who has been given the arduous task of rooting out
You-Know-Who, Mr Harry Po ...

[HE SEES THAT SITTING NEXT TO HIM IS QUITE CLEARLY THE YOUNG HARRY
POTTER IN HIS WIZARD COSTUME.]

ANCHORMAN
Does your mother know you're here?

[POTTER TURNS HIM INTO A LEEK.]

The End.