Design Guru

A door in the side of the hull may sound absurd
But at low tide, when she's beached high and dry,
Makes an ideal entry point for going on board...
A doorbell? No. A doorbell wouldn't be right
( a simple "Ahoy there!" will suffice )... What?
No. An address with no postcode needs no letter-flap
( and since this is a boat we wont need a ships cat-flap )
( and a welcome mat would be difficult to keep clean );
But apart from that, you know, it's a brilliant idea...
No, not a revolving door. Silly. Too expensive.