The Latitudinarian Limericks

(i)

There once was a Welsh boy called Jamie,
whose existence was very much samey.
He tried ending it all,
and jumped off a wall,
and now in his legs he is lamey.

(ii)

There was once a big town called Dubai,
in which everything said was a lie.
The people were plastic,
the government spastic,
and one day, with luck, it will fry.

(iii)

There once was a young man from Skye,
who said 'live and let live', God knows why.
Then he met Paul McCartney,
who explained the world smartly,
and now he says 'live and let die'.