Almalgamation of Nursery Rhymes

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pease! pudding hot
pease putting cold
make your rhymes up
for abctales your never
to young or old'

Liitle Bo-Beep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where' to find
them look in a supermarket trolley
you'll see they have followed behind her

Rock-a-bye-baby on the tree top
when the wind blow's
shake the trees
and the cradle will drop!

One two buckle my shoe
three four knock! on the door
then-
Polly! willl put the kettle on
for Miss Muffet who sat on a tuffet
eating her curd's an whey
she rushes in with
Hey! Diddle Diddle
dumpling my son John and
goes to bed with him with
his trousers on

He get's up and looks out the
window and see's
Hey! Diddle diddle the cat
and the fiddle and the cow that
jumped over the moon

from the garden comes
Mary Mary quite contrary
singing Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are!

The owl and the pussy cat
looked up to the stars above
and let go of the three blind mice
see how they run

they all ran after
the farmer's wife who cut of their
tales with a carving knife!
did ever you see such a thing
in your life as three blind mice

Run rabbit run rabbit run run run
here come the farmer with his
gun gun gun!

the farmer saw humpty dumpty
sitting on a wall
he was the happiest of all singing
a Song of sixpence a pocket full of rye
in humpty's other pocket
he found a mince pie!
and to make his day complete
he found the rhyme

To ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
to see a fine lady on a white horse
he rubbed his eye's

but there she was
and thought it must
have been the whiskey!
in the mince pie
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