.8 cigarettes and alcohol


By cigarettes and scribbles
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Late night karaoke
with Brit-pop anthems blaring.
Five cans down and you're a rock'n roll star
unstoppable. Sneering, nasal epitaphs of a former glory.
You reminisce times gone by,
now seven cans and onto your second pack of cigarettes.
Cigarettes and alcohol you sneer
boasting a life of only your dreams.
With 10 cans brings your stadium audience,
a premature prime as you wake in a dizzy hungover blur.
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funny and entirely believable
funny and entirely believable from what I can see on a saturday night!
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Ah, the glory of the late
Ah, the glory of the late night karaoke. It all seems like such a good idea at the time.
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