Couldn't sleep so...

** Last nite a woman i met in a bar responded to my admission of a
feeling of loneliness by telling me that she walks around most of the
time thinking about slitting her wrists or hanging herself and
speculating that the people she knows would merely shake their heads,
tut, and say, "You'll never guess what the stupid bitch has gone and
done now!" were she to do so.

** This evening i went round for a meal at D(my bisexual friend)'s flat
with him and B, another friend of mine who has been living with D since
finding out that both his parents had cheated on one another, and an
hour or two later, after nearly mistakenly feeding D a certain food
which makes him mentally squeamish and prompts him to throw up, D's
sister phoned then turned upa few minutes later with D's ex and some
belongings of D's sister's fiance following their sudden, unexpected
break-up.

**Yesterday a colleague of mine was sacked from work for taking two
toilet rolls from the men's room to clean up an oil spill in his
car.

**Yesterday when i spoke briefly and hurriedly to the woman i'm crazy
about, my heart beat so heavily and pacily that i had to press my palm
against my chest and lean against a wqall to control myself; then, when
i told her that she was the reason for my heart behaving that way, she
thought i was joking, tossed her head to one side and said, laughing,
"I wish!"

**As i write this in the middle of the night, my brother-in-law is in
the midst of repeatedly calling and taking calls from five or six other
I.T security systems managers across the country in an effort to solve
a password problem which will have a considerable effect on the
payrolls and payments of a multi-national company (millions of pounds)
if it is not rectified by 7:00am.

** Earlier in the week, an aquaintance of mine who happens to be a
pathological liar was sacked from his job for spray-painting the
headlights of a stranger's car, on work time, with his work's red
spray-paint and right outside his place of work, for reasons that are a
mystery to all involved, including, i beleive, the offender
himself.

**I almost had a crash whilst driving a van last afternoon when a
witless, middle-aged woman pulled out across the empty road in front of
me into heavy oncoming traffic and found herself with nowhere to go and
nothing to do but sit and watch me screech to a halt from a reasonable
(or else, relatively slow) speed, two or three inches from the side of
her car, leaving me certain that had i been driving a forty-footer and
travelling just ten miles per hour faster i would have killed her and
her two frightened young children in the back seat.

** I could go on and on and.......