Has Someone Discovered How To Speed Up History? by Alfred N.Muggins

10/1/2026
There was far too much happening! Even the caring liberals couldn't keep up! What hope was there for a half educated moron from the backwoods (or was it backwards rural America?). Even poor old historian Alfred Muggins struggled to try to make sense of it all!
Charlie Kirk got shot, or his microphone exploded, and his body whisked away long before any coroner got to see it, for speaking some truths to the young people (or was it to those in power? which they really didn't like!)
Then the American State, its budgets and Public Servants, got shut down, unpaid for well over a month. Republican congressmen refused to concede their anti people policies for the sake of necessary votes in congress. Compromise in a supposed democracy was apparently impossible! Some Democrats finally gave in in the hope the Republicans might compromise on Affordable Health Care support, but there was to be no compromise after all!
Trumpenstein pretended he was creating /negotiating a real peace deal over Gaza, but it turned out that the Palestinians weren't invited at all, and it rubber stamped Israeli power. The killings and suppression went on and the food convoys remained restricted.
Someone, it seemed had slipped into the present day, and speeded up the manufacture of History. That someone perhaps was none other than Donald Trumpenstein, and his sidekick (or boss?) Netanyahoo! History was to be made from now on at a faster pace, more compacted and efficient than it had been since World War II or the Bolshevik Revolution. Trump was going to let Putin get away with his conquests and weaken brave Ukraine. he would support Netanyahu and the Israeli right in taking over the rest of Palestine at an increased pace, and in destroying the power of Hamas in Gaza, and Hezbollah in Lebanon. Syria had already been enabled, months before, to eject the Assad family, and now Iran lay weakened and prone, ready perhaps for soon to be regime change?
At Christmas it was the turn of Chavista Maduro to be removed  from Venezuela's leadership in an Imperialistic Trumpian US grab for oil, or was it part of the game of chess with Russia and China, to keep their influence out of the western hemisphere (at the cost of Europe and the East, or at least to keep Venezuelan oil traded in Dollars instead of Yuan?)
Just as the confused people of America and the World started to come to grips with this new arena of power and rivalry, the publicity machine came right back home to the increasingly dangerous streets of the USA, as Minneapolis once again entered the headlines when a poor criminally innocent young lady Renee Good was shot point blank 3 times (and killed) by a rogue (or was he following orders or instructions?) ICE (Gestapo?) Agent, while attempting to drive safely away from danger and threats. This woman was surely not an immigrant, of any kind, legal, illegal, or attaining, so Alfred did wonder how she happened to become the source of ICE's attention? Could it have been because she was gay, or because she was white, or female, or was she simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, and an ICE man just happened to be in a very bad mood that day?