lonely tommy

saw the cover of
a magazine while
waiting in the grocery
checkout line that
revealed to me, a
citizen of the cesspool,
that mr. tom cruise
HAS BEEN ALONE
FOR_______(insert
whatever amount of
time that said smut
writer thinks is enough
to get people to read
said trash), as if one man
in the world being alone
is grounds for a few
magazine covers
(think of the money spent),
not to mention
that to seriously believe
that the most famous
spokesperson for
scientology, would be
alone for even a few
seconds, if he did not want
it,
is simply ludicrous.

tommy cruise is
tommy cruise &
there are women & men
out there that will want
to fuck the daylights out
of him until the day he
dies,
so to think that because
the head honchos in
the organization are
taking a little longer to
find him a proper
wife that will sign on
the dotted line to be
contractually wedded to
him,
that he would
EVER
EVER
EVER
be alone in the same
manner that a
non-tommy cruise
might,
is
fucking insane.

stop weeping for him
america.