Razor CaNtata

Razor Cantata

(Prof. Birthleme PHD and his pet Porcupine LillipawGullifoot)

---Do you shave every day Birthleme?

--- You know I don't nor do you!

--- So I am asking you why?

--- I am not asking you why?

--- Why can't we shave?

--- Our razors are bristles!

--- Where? As? How?

---As shaving.

--- Can I watch others shaving?

---If you like! But why?

---I like the watching!

---What?

---The look of razors, shining silver and attracting colour.

---What are you talking LillipawGullifoot.

---No I am not, I am razoring.

---What?

---Look, you have grown old. I am frightened Birthleme. You are
someonelse.Ouch, Birthleme, let go of me ....My throat.

---Stop complaining ....LillipawGullifoot --- I was birthing my lecture
on the art of the Razor in the philosophy of Occam.

( In philosophy, Occam's razor is a discourse on stripping things to
the barest surface without multiplying them as endless entities.)