Clean, Young Englishman!

Clean, Young Englishman!
Behind your ears -
and under your bed.
You will approach the
state Divine much
nearer for the use of soap.

Clean, Young Englishman!
In all your thoughts
and secret desires.
The Jewel in the
Crown welcomes such
paragons of Saxon virtue.

Clean, Young Englishman!
Topi to boots
and beneath your shorts
England's pride will lie
snug and smugly
superior, while yet unused.