X - Clerihews for the order of H0

Varghese Alexander
was great in both his height and his candor
A sportsman, an avid player of chess
who, when drunk, did not lack finesse

Joseph Heller
liked that Thomas Hardy fella
He set off fire alarms
but could not stop them with his boyish charms

James Dobson
did not actually resemble a dobson
For a start, he was a lot bigger
and possessed much more vigour

Paolo Mellett
was, in fact, a very friendly kind of zealot
He had vegetables delivered to his room
so he could eat them, I presume

Seb Manley
could be as serene as Ghandi
but with a little insolence
could be made to come on the offence

Olly Kiff
would burn very quickly if
he was left out in the sun
so the sun he did shun

Neil Sparshott
had his laptop stolen and cursed his lot
but only a conscientious chap adds,
"Be carefull lads!!!"

Matt Wicks
played football in the corridor for kicks
He told me there was an offer going on quorn
being a vegetarian who rose early in the morn

Paul Gooding
had teacakes for pudding
An argument ensued
as to whether they were teacakes or some other sort of food

Karl Lambert
was never really overt
In fact, he was never really there
Sightings of him were rare