Leggings - the wild wake up!
Do you recall ever waking up as a child, from an uncertain dream. Fighting a monster in a dark place?
I just did. About 01.30 hours, when my QD chill.pillow finally felt warm. I woke up to Maybell and her shapeless friends plotting my destruction. He was engaged with his cattle prod again.
"Go on," Maybell urged him, "Shoot at her again, you're getting there!"
"I deserve it," he replied, "It does help with the anger. Especially as I can't get her money back for my butcher's!"
"Don't fret so!" Said Maybell, "We'll find a way of skinning her!"
"J had e spend an hour or two in a wheelchair showing people how disabled I am,. It was mortifying when they didn't believe me. I said I as the double of 'er! I did! I did!"
"Nevermind me dear!" He said in an oily voice trapping her tiny hand in a suggestive squeeze... "I've got plans! Vegetarian!!"
I got up as Maybell got into her true polish scandal voice and started her usual attack followed by her team of new amateurs in need of training.
"We're about to sell that long story of us all on abctales!" Shouted Maybell grimly, "Nought she can do now!"
"Can't remember the login after all this time" hissed Maybell!" He continued. "Not much she can do re Archie or ..."
"Call him Bensons! Hissed Maybell crrossly, "We don't want anyone to to make the right connexions..."