I saw my dead nan on the ghost train

I saw my dead nan on the ghost train
she said this is a good ghost train isn't it.
She said You'll see your granddad round the corner.
He can fly now
and is still angry about the time you left the front door open
and our dogs ran away.

She said I've been waiting here all day to see you
I can barely recognise you
you seem to have achieved nothing since I died.

She said this ghost train is full of your dead uncles and aunties
and relatives you have never even met.
We know all about you.
We talk about you all the time.

She said you should probably stop riding ghost trains on your own.
What did you expect would happen?