Drinking Whiskey With A Pixie
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Drinking Whiskey With A Pixie
By Paul McCann
I was drinking dixie whiskey in the moon shine with a pixie and most of it went straight down all the time . and I said now if you don’t mind I’ll have three wishes if you’d be so kind . Now every pixie knows the rules and wishes are not made by fools so I wished for Pixie whiskey that night. For as soon as the bottle’s drained it refills right back up again. See that’s why Pixie whiskey is just right . We drank and had a real good time , singing my darling clementine . Then it was time to my second wish . I smiled and then I said to her I want to wish for something rare the knowledge of the Salamander fish . My wish was granted on the spot and suddenly I knew a lot , the secrets of life had all been revealed . After we had another swig We danced the Pixie Mountain jig and as we did my aches and pains were healed . It was time now for me to take the third wish that I had to make so I laughed and wished for three wishes more . She sent me off into a dream and I woke up beside a stream with my head throbbing from the night before |
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