Drinking Whiskey With A Pixie

I was drinking dixie whiskey

in the moon shine with a pixie

and most of it went straight down all the time .
We drank till we were nearly blind

and I said now if you don’t mind

I’ll have three wishes  if you’d be so kind .

Now every pixie knows  the rules

and wishes are not made by fools

so I wished for Pixie whiskey that night.

For as soon as the bottle’s drained

it refills right back up again.

See that’s why Pixie whiskey is just right .

We drank and had a real good time ,

singing my darling clementine .

Then it was time to my second wish .

I smiled and then I said to her

I want to wish for something rare

the knowledge of the Salamander fish .

My wish was granted on the spot

and suddenly I knew a lot ,

the secrets of life had all been revealed .

After we had another swig

We danced the Pixie Mountain jig

and as we did my aches and pains were healed .

It was time now for me to take

the third wish that I had to make

so I laughed and wished for three wishes more .

She sent me off into a dream

and I woke up beside a stream

with my head throbbing from the night before