Lunch On The Wild Side

Lunch On The Wild Side

by Paul McCann

When it comes to the crunch

and you sit down for lunch

with some of the wild bunch ,

who like to fart and burp

and swallow with a  slurp

they don’t care if you’re hurt

or offended by them

as they spit out their phlegm

every now and then .

They  don’t mean to be crude

when they throw down  their food

with a bad attitude ,

they’re noisy and obscene

they’re hungry and they’re mean

and lick all the plates clean .

They always eat their fill

like pigs around a swill

and never pay the bill .